As Promised, Evil Person, the System Will Play Tricks on Me

The day I was bound to the villain system, I was so excited that I rubbed my hands together and prepared to kill everyone! System: "Please host to reveal Qing Leng Xianjun's wig in public during the Immortal Sect Competition." Me: "???" Later, I lifted Jian Zun's booster pad and blasted through Mo Zun's armpit hair care center. When the Three Realms jointly issued a wanted order for me, the system suddenly became shy: "Actually... We are a love strategy system." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.