Exposing Chinese Anime's Ridiculous Gadgets: The Time-Space Bag from the Start

Jiang Hao obtains a Ranking System and starts by ranking heaven-defying gadgets!

Doraemon's gadgets make the list again and again, driving the bigwigs of the Myriad Worlds to despair!

The Time Kerchief is practically an "age cheat": one swipe turns Nobita's mom into an elementary schooler.

Grey Wolf envies him: "If I had one, Red Wolf would never grow old."

The Cold Joke Radar is utterly ridiculous: put it on and any cold joke you tell comes true. Nobita makes kelp dance and makes his own underwear fall down. Then, when an asteroid is about to hit Earth, Nobita's dad says, "The star is running away," and the asteroid sprouts legs and runs off.

Uchiha Madara: "That's even more absurd than a Tailed Beast Bomb!"

The Cursed Camera is the ultimate prank gadget: photograph someone and you get a doll of them. Whatever you do to the doll happens to the person. Doraemon gets twisted into a pretzel by a washing machine, while Gian and Suneo suddenly wet themselves in the street.

Tang San: "I'm the one who should be keeping this gadget safe!"

The people of the Myriad Worlds are at a loss: this blue raccoon cat's gadgets are way too broken!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.