Ranking the Catchphrases of Chinese Anime Protagonists: Thirty Years East of the River

A giant screen suddenly appears across the worlds of anime, revealing the defining laws of their protagonists!

Gon charges into the world of Hunters with one simple vow: "I'm going to find my dad." He reels in the Lord of the Swamp, goes toe-to-toe with Hisoka, and after awakening his Nen ability, turns the exam into a one-man protagonist showcase. He's the perfect template for a hot-blooded shonen hero.

Conan is known as the Grim Reaper Elementary Schooler! He racks up three hundred cases in half a year and sends five hundred people to their graves. Mihama Town is overrun with haunted houses, property prices plummet, and even company presidents and wealthy heiresses find themselves in high-risk jobs. Online, people spread the warning: "If you see an elementary schooler wearing glasses, run. One step too slow and you're part of the story."

For Son Goku, "unlocking a new form in a seemingly fatal fight" is practically written into his DNA!

Frieza kills Krillin?

Goku instantly goes Super Saiyan and teaches him a lesson!

Buu destroys Earth?

Even fusing into Gotenks isn't enough. Once Goku activates Ultra Instinct, even Beerus, God of Destruction, has to sit up and watch.

Luffy has connections that reach the heavens, and Nobita has powerful friends...

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