Editing Sailing Videos, the Empress Turns Out to Be a Lovestruck Daydreamer

A god-tier ranking System drops into the world of One Piece, livestreaming its rankings of "One Piece"!

From the start, the show gets wild: the directionally challenged battle god Zoro actually wins the title of Poetry King!

Sanji swears that Robin must be the Poetry King, only for Zoro to face-slap him so hard his confidence crumbles. The reveal also exposes Zoro as a descendant of the Shimotsuki clan of Wano Country.

Ryuma exclaims, "That brat knows how to put on a show!"

Luffy wins the title of Background King, and his identity is revealed: his grandfather is Garp the Hero of the Marines, his father is Dragon, leader of the Revolutionary Army, his guide is the Four Emperors Shanks, who bet his arm on him, and his master, Dark King Rayleigh, personally taught him Haki…

Everyone is collectively devastated: "Compared to him, we're just nobodies!"

Buggy wins the title of Luck King thanks to his "Conqueror's Haki of luck." He goes from an escaped convict from Impel Down to one of the Four Emperors, while the Cross Guild poster gives him the prime spot, forcing Crocodile and Mihawk to act as his "underlings";

Kizaru is branded the Slacking King. He yells, "Slander!" on the spot, but the screen clearly shows him rescuing Luffy in slow motion;

Shanks is the Face King, and Luffy is still the Harem King…

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