Global Gods: My Followers Are SCPs

The Age of the Divine Realm has arrived. Anyone can become a god, cultivate followers, and wage war across myriad worlds.

While her classmates showed off their elven marksmen and dragon legions, newly awakened Su Zhe stared at the bizarre "followers" in his divine realm and fell into deep thought.

SCP-173, a concrete statue that can teleport and snap necks; SCP-682, a terrifying giant lizard that simply cannot be killed; SCP-999, an orange slime that can cure any depression with a touch... His divine realm was actually an out-of-control SCP Foundation site!

And so the whole situation took a bizarre turn.

When the allied gods attacked, Su Zhe silently released the "Unkillable Lizard."

The Divine King roared, "Why are my divine arts having no effect on you?"

Su Zhe shrugged. "Maybe you should talk physics with my 'Little Peanut.'"

When the ancient gods cried that divine decrees must not be profaned, Su Zhe quietly gave an order to the endless containment cells behind him:

"Now, let them see what... a containment breach looks like."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.