Eternal Life: The Chat Group of the Heavens

Ao Dapao, a foul-mouthed, womanizing modern office drone, wakes up to find he's transmigrated to the powerful Xuanhuang Great World.

But fate has other plans. He doesn't become a prodigious young master or a washout who makes a comeback. Instead, he transmigrates straight into a sword?! A low-grade magic treasure called the Fire Dragon Sword, soaking in volcanic magma and only able to passively absorb fire energy?!

His life as a sword looks hopeless, his future bleak. Just as Ao Dapao is preparing to lie flat and live as a "sword artifact," the transmigrator's perks finally arrive: the Myriad Heavens chat group binds itself to him, and he becomes a power-tripping mod, no, the group owner?!

He can monitor group members, teleport across worlds, and absolutely seal their cultivation?! The group owner's privileges are absurdly powerful. The catch is that the quality and number of group members are tied to the grade of his busted sword! A low-grade magic treasure can only recruit people in the Xuanhuang Great World?

Be someone's workhorse? Not a chance! Ao Dapao gives a lewd grin and turns his gaze toward the world's most dangerous forbidden zone: the Desolate God Key of Immortal Pan Wu?! A whole host of demon emperors and divine emperors, all at the Immortal Longevity Secret Realm and revered as founders, are trapped inside!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.