Five Years Listening to Music in the Brothel, and Now the System Begs Me to Get Ahead!

Xu Tangping, master of Carp Peak, is the beloved darling of Huayuanzhou's number-one sect.

His life motto: Lying flat feels great for a while, and lying flat forever feels great forever. At Red Sleeve House, a top cultivation-world den of indulgence, he spent five years lounging around and listening to music. Cultivation? Not a chance!

Until a frantic System came knocking:

System: Bro! Please do the beginner missions! The path to invincibility is right in front of you!

Xu Tangping said lazily: Invincible? Why would I need that?

Your sect elder? My master is Mei Diren!

Your emperor? My master is Mei Diren!

Your ten-thousand-year-old monster? My master is Mei Diren!

System: Bro! You've got powerful connections! But what if I break my seal, become an unstoppable powerhouse, and crush the System world? Can your sect handle that?! This is a battle for dignity!!

The System had thought it was facing the toughest opponent...

On the day the Demon Emperor descended, Xu Tangping calmly called for help: "Master, save me!"

Master Mei Diren wiped his sweat: "Master, save me!"

His master's master held his forehead: "Master, save me!"... An endless chain of passing the buck.

In the end, the void shattered, and an unparalleled being descended, looking down imperiously at the Demon Emperor: "You dare touch the sixth disciple of my Carp Peak? Did you ask me first?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.