Stealing Clothes from the Start, I Marry Seven Fairies

My name is Niu Dashan. I was herding cattle when I woke up and discovered I'd transmigrated into the Cowherd! My old ox, Dahei, came along too. In the lake before me, the Seven Fairies were bathing, their celestial robes piled on the shore. Thinking of how unreasonable the Queen Mother was, I steeled myself and stole all seven fairies' clothes! Without their robes, they couldn't return to Heaven. Jade Emperor, you old geezer; Queen Mother, you crazy old hag. What can you do to me?

Just as I was gloating, a ding rang in my head:

Soft-Rice-Eating System activated

Dahei flicked his tail anxiously. "Dashan, what if we take this too far?"

I shouted toward the lake, "Come back to the village with me! Food and lodging are covered, and you'll be free to do as you please! The first one to agree gets her celestial robe back first!" When Heaven sent troops after us, I yelled up at the clouds, "Father-in-law, can I pay the betrothal gifts in installments?" The Queen Mother's shriek split the sky as the System flooded me with notifications:

All Seven Fairies' affection increased by 20

Title unlocked: "Heavenly Son-in-Law, Probationary Period"

Now I lead the fairies in reclaiming land and farming, and the more System missions I complete, the more fun it gets. As for the Jade Emperor's fury? Ha! With the System backing me up, I'm marrying all seven wives!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.