Help, My Superpower Is Getting into Trouble

A guide to urban overturning that will make you laugh until your neighbor calls the police! The protagonist, Li Xiaotian, is a tough guy in the social and animal world and is born unlucky. He gives himself a PS5 that can curse at the beginning. From then on, his life is like PPT auto-play, all garbled! He wanted the alarm clock to go off early, but the clocks in the whole community went on strike; he wanted the subway to speed up, and the whole city directly turned on Fast and Furious: Morning Rush. What's even worse is that if you don't use your ability, you'll use it to enlarge your skills: In the dream, the boss turns into Godzilla and demolishes the house. So Xiaotian opened his eyes every day and first offered himself incense: Don't seek death today. His partners are his girlfriend and colleague Qian Xiaoqing, his foodie and bad friend Fatty Wang, and a group of pig teammates whose abilities are even more outrageous than his. The villain wants to capture him and use him as a human weapon? Go through the square dance aunt first! The whole book is full of nonsensical content, and the spoofs are so sophisticated that you need barrage protection. Please read with caution, otherwise I will not be responsible for laughing out your abs! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.