Demon Slayer: Livestreaming the Hashira's Greatest Moments, Muzan Dies of Embarrassment

A livestreaming screen descends upon the world of Demon Slayer.

The Flame Hashira shouts "Delicious!" aboard a train, drawing stares from the entire carriage.

Big Brother eats the boxed meals of everyone aboard, so no one else gets killed off.

The Sound Hashira makes a flashy entrance, only for a crow to ruin it: "Muscle-brained idiot."

Tanjiro: The Head Hashira? The Flirting Hashira? The true Love Hashira?

The Hashira draw their swords and chase after the screen, while Tanjiro clutches his head and cries, "This is even scarier than an Upper Rank!"

Akaza: I'm in every box office hit. I'm true love.

Muzan Kibutsuji leisurely sips tea, scoffing that the human Hashira are nothing special.

The scene abruptly changes to footage of him being scared by Yoriichi Tsugikuni a thousand years ago, splitting into 1,800 pieces and fleeing in disgrace. It is livestreamed across the entire internet with a cutting caption: "Boss, Yoriichi says you're working overtime!"

The scummy boss is caught on camera disguised as a human. A compilation of him wearing women's clothes to evade pursuit and making cowardly remarks leaves him publicly humiliated. He flies into a rage on the spot: "Humanity must be destroyed!"

The Twelve Kizuki are collectively stunned!

Today's headline from the Infinity Castle: Everyone is out of character, the boss's reputation has been ruined. Who won this round?

A friendly reminder: Please do not bring Yoriichi Tsugikuni when watching.

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