Spiritual Qi Revival: I, the Su Family's Young Master, Sign In and Dominate

Awakening an SSS-rank ability, the country wants me to become a war god? I choose to be a fun-loving slacker first!

Su Ye is a top-tier rich playboy who just wants to lie flat and crack jokes, yet he awakens an absurd ability: Logic Distortion. He can make water taste like 1982 Lafite, and answer an exam question with, "The test writer is my grandson." He thought life would be all food, drink, and fun, until Bureau 749 came knocking. "Comrade, the little monsters from Sakura Country have crossed the border again. What do you think..."

Su Ye: "Not going. Fighting and killing is so uncivilized."

The director: "They called us the Sick Men of East Asia."

Su Ye jumps to his feet. "Give me the coordinates. I'll show them what a 'physical version of a Weibo mute' looks like!"

When a joke-cracking teenager gets a national mission, things gradually go off the rails. Others fight with their abilities, but Su Ye fights by editing his opponents' skill windup. Others bring glory to their country with strength, but Su Ye does it with a line like, "Definition: The other side's territorial waters are my swimming pool!" When the Wheel of Merit shines so brightly it blinds the world, foreign powerhouses break down as they realize: this cheat-level powerhouse is one of ours!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.