From the Start of My Journey to the West, I Swallowed Mount Five Fingers, and the Monkey Calls Me Dad

Li Hao transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes a stone beneath Five Elements Mountain, while also binding himself to the Myriad Things Devouring System. From the start, he snacks on the Buddha's Five-Finger Mountain, unlocks his true Stone Spirit form, and scares the monkey trapped beneath it for five hundred years into calling him Dad on the spot.

He devours the Jade Purity Vase and gains control over water, making Guanyin cry with frustration. He gnaws on the Book of Life and Death to rewrite his lifespan as eternal, bringing the Underworld to heel. He even dares to chew up an imperial edict from Heaven, unlocking the ability to steal fortune and leaving the Jade Emperor trembling with rage.

Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, brings a hundred thousand celestial soldiers to exterminate him? Li Hao devours their armor to cultivate Geng Metal defenses and swallows the Exquisite Pagoda to unlock a space that traps enemies, routing the celestial army. Erlang Shen and the Six Sages of Meishan surround him? He devours the Howling Celestial Dog and gains a tracking talent, then swallows the essence of their formation, breaks through it, and turns the tables.

From breaking out of Five Elements Mountain to throwing Heaven into chaos, from hijacking the pilgrimage party to going head-to-head with the Buddha and the Three Pure Ones, Li Hao devours everything under the heavens and rewrites the story of Journey to the West with his own hands. He vows to overturn the old order and make all three realms call him "Dad"!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.