My Devil Fruit Is Not Serious and I Want to Watch the Empress Take a Bath

I won't complain about pirates next time. Traveling through the silly carving Luffy, Devil Fruits are more serious than gangsters. Either they want me to secretly kiss the tavern owner's wife, or they want me to secretly watch the Empress take a shower... Fortunately, I, a soul from the earth, have experienced 996 beatings. Not only can I bear the humiliation, but I can also master Sun Tzu's Art of War and the Thirty-six Strategies... In terms of treachery, Devil Fruit is no match for the people of the motherland in the end. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.