From the Start, I Activated the Lie-Flat System

Jiang He: Thanks. I'm in the city, and I just bound myself to a System. Its function is simple: just start streaming, and you can win without lifting a finger! Money? Traffic? It all comes effortlessly, while I lie back!

But somehow, the vibe in my livestream is downright bizarre.

What was supposed to be interviewing passersby turns into a thrilling crime-catching scene. I just grab a late-night snack and end up involved in a major cultural relics case. I only step out for a walk and accidentally uncover an international conspiracy...

The police look at me with a complicated expression. "You again? What have you uncovered this time?" The viewers excitedly urge me on: "Streamer, hurry up and go live! What surprise do you have for us today?"

Jiang He looks utterly helpless. "I just want to lie around in peace... System, is this 'winning while doing nothing' of yours really reliable?!"

"Why did Newton and Gauss come into the world before me? Did they know they were fools and decide to go first, or were they afraid of my brilliance and showed up early?"

"Why does God sit so high above us? Hmph, because I stand upon the earth!"

"The sky hasn't fallen because I, its supporting pillar, am still standing tall! Remember, I am Mike Jackson Jiang!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.