The Campus Beauty Wants to Be My Child's Mom, and I Lie Flat to Earn Ten Billion in Seconds

Ten million an hour, and the kid has to be cared for by a campus beauty! Lu Ze just wants to lie flat, but the System forces him to become "the whole school's shared dad." A cool, aloof upperclassman knocks on his door in the middle of the night: "The baby needs a mom. I volunteer." An energetic underclassman blocks the foot of his bed: "Big brother, my baby's voice is so cute!" A rich heiress simply buys up an entire property development: "Marry me. The baby will take my surname!" Lu Ze stares blankly: "I just want some peace and quiet while I count my money..." System: Ding! Affection -1. One hundred million evaporates! The campus beauties: "Dad, don't run! It's my turn to take care of the baby tonight!" Can this lazy fish keep his dignity, money, and babies in the middle of this battlefield of love? Feilu's most unhinged, laugh-out-loud parenting power fantasy. Hop aboard!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.