Call Me Sis Fish

Late one night, Yu Huahu, CEO of Peach Blossom Crossing, gets fired up during a livestream and drives off a bizarre guy with a scathing rant. Then she discovers, to her horror, that "Xi," the person she tore to shreds, is Jin Weiye, the cold-faced tech genius who just joined her company! Unmasked overnight and turned into a meme queen, she is forced to adopt the livestream persona of a "short-tempered matchmaker." She gets a flood of traffic, along with the looming crisis of a crashing server. And the one person who can save her is him. When he shows up at her apartment complex at midnight, holding her cat and proposing a "teaching assignment"; when she comes clomping along in mismatched slippers and he accurately calls her look "visual pollution"; when a name tag stamped with a cat's paw print becomes an access key... The line between cold and passionate begins to blur. Can this love equation, devised by a data-logic obsessive, solve for the optimal answer named "Hu Zi"? A vivid collision between "authenticity" and "coldness" is about to break out of its shell.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.