The Godfiend Tower of Heavenly Burial

In an era when even cultivating immortality has become an extreme rat race, the only dream of Lin Xiaogou, a lowly servant, is to scrape by. Then he finds a rusty little tower, and his life goes completely bankrupt! The tower doesn't come with an old master to guide him or pass down divine techniques. From the start, it saddles him with a million-qi loan shark debt, setting him on the absurd path of cultivating immortality on credit. Techniques? On credit! Pills? On credit! Even the spiritual energy he needs to fight has to be delivered instantly! Can't pay it back? The punishment package of electric shocks, public humiliation, and demonic square dancing is on its way!

So the most cautious protagonist in history is forced to embark on a ruthless debt-repayment grind to pay off his loans and avoid public humiliation. He just wants to quietly repay his debt and stay alive, but every tower loan requires him to stir up trouble to pay it off.

See how Lin Xiaogou uses the simplest way of thinking and the most outrageous tower-loan gadgets to stir up turmoil across the Three Realms, lay waste to immortals and demons, turn a frosty holy maiden into a wisecracking sidekick, and make an ancient demon fall in love with the most dazzling folk music. This is a hilarious fantasy about the price of cultivating on credit and how debt drives the Three Realms into a rat race, only for everyone to be forced to race even harder!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.