As Soon as He Opened His Eyes, He Gave Me Poisonous Wine and I Dug His Ancestral Graves with My Backhand.

刚睁眼就赐毒酒我反手刨他家祖坟

by Can't Say Enough, Can't Say Enough (道不出语不尽)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 16k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Rogue Swordsmen
Audience: Male
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Faloo

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A "crazy" monk who combines modern scientific thinking, neurotic humor and violent Taoism, embarks on a lawless, dimension-reducing attack-style adventure of revenge and salvation in the world of immortality. "It's great to be rich. I will dig up his ancestral grave tonight." "Flying with a sword counts as nothing, while flying with a cannon adds a second stroke acceleration." "Uncle, I see your door is not closed properly. I'm going to come in and measure the size. Seriously, look at my eyes if you don't believe me." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

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