Lin Xiaoming, a social worker who had an explosion in a chemical laboratory, traveled through time and became a handyman disciple of the Qingyun Sect with incomplete spiritual roots. He was bound to the Sand Sculpture Counterattack System - he pretended to be stupid and pretended to be stupid, exposing his scheming and counterfeiting his spiritual power!
In order to survive, he was forced to turn on the actor mode: hitting the wall with his sword, blowing up the furnace while making elixirs, and secretly learning secrets while pouring night incense for the elders. Relying on chemical tricks to counterattack: using soda ash to make a smiling half-step epileptic pill, which allowed the spirit pig army to monopolize the fertilizer business. Even the broken-mouthed sword spirit in the rusty iron sword complained: Your acting skills are inferior to your talent in cross talk!
When the entire cultivation world laughed at him for being a useless actor, Lin Xiaoming touched the periodic table sword that he had secretly refined and sneered: Who said that a scheming boy can't become a swordsman by pretending to be stupid? See how he uses the square dance swordsmanship and chemical routines to develop the spirit pig legion into pig immortals, from handyman disciples to global overlords!
System prompt: The current level of pretending to be stupid is 99, which is only 100 million points away from the Three Realms of Laughter... Wait, is this system trying to trick me? !
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.