When he was 8 years old, Li Shuyu deceived the road-crazy Ma Liangliang into another city. Ma Liangliang was eventually found by the police. When he came back, Ma Liangliang shaved Li Shuyu's pet dog bald;
When he was 18 years old, Li Shuyu disturbed Ma Liangliang's first love. Ma Liangliang posted an ugly photo of Li Shuyu on Weibo, which was forwarded 1.27 Million times;
At the age of 28, Li Shuyu deleted all contact information of Ma Liangliang and started going on blind dates. Ma Liangliang disrupted one blind date after another.
"Ma Lianglang, what on earth are you going to do!"
"Add my contact information back."
"You are sick!"
"By the way, come with me to get a certificate."
"What... What proof?"
"Marriage certificate."
"Ma Liangling, you big*! No one would hold a wedding in a cemetery!"
"I know your parents are here, and I want them to see our wedding with their own eyes."
"Ma Lou, when did you - you - woo woo -"
"Mom and Dad, don't worry, I will take care of Shu Yu for the rest of my life until I leave."
"Shu Yu, will you marry me?"
"The horse is loud! I do!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
