Siheyuan: I Talk Back to the Yard's Pests and Never Become Silly Zhu!

One morning, banquet chef He An wakes up as Silly Zhu, the spineless pushover in the beast-filled courtyard house?

Faced with ungrateful wolves clamoring to be fed, a pitiful white lotus, and a whole courtyard of bloodsuckers...

A pathetic simp? Not a chance!

He activates the Ancestral Dragon Jade Pendant, gains peerless medical skills, masters unrivaled culinary arts, and has Baji Quan to back him up!

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum? One move, the "Doorway Lean," teaches her why flowers are so red!

Xu Damao tries to make trouble for him? He fires back with a banquet dish that turns Xu into a laughingstock at the factory!

The courtyard vultures want to take advantage? They'd better ask the abacus in my hand first!

While they're scheming over a scallion or a head of garlic, my "Energy Soup" has already won over the whole factory, and the "Power-Powered Plow" I've redesigned is about to astonish the entire era!

Qin Huairu: "Zhuzi, can we make up?"

He Yuzhu: "Get lost!"

I, He Yuzhu, watch the winds of change, determined to make something of myself in this fiery era!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.