Livestreaming from the Start: I, Cao Cao, Slay Tang Sanzang in a Rage

Cao Ang's blade flashes as he murders his father. When he opens his eyes again, he's in the Tang dynasty, just as the Holy Monk is setting off west? Cao Cao draws his saber with a cold laugh. "Go fetch the scriptures? Better to make a million viewers in my livestream laugh!" Unifying the Three Kingdoms is nothing. A remixed Journey to the West is where the fun is: steal the Golden Cudgel as my streamer's microphone, recruit demonesses to dance for top donations on the leaderboard, and make every male demon work 996. The Kings of Hell are forced to go live with underworld streams, while the Heavenly Court's Lingxiao Palace becomes an influencer hotspot. Then the System rewards Cao Cao with a modern smartphone. He raises an eyebrow and grins. "Folks, send those rockets! Next, we're livestreaming an attack on the Western Heaven. If we hit a hundred million likes, Buddha will renounce his vows on the spot!" Suddenly, the comments erupt: Boss Cao, look! Bodhisattva Guanyin just entered the livestream...

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