Konoha: Open a Convenience Store with Exclusive Quirks

Uchiha Mufan started a convenience store that was on the verge of bankruptcy and was worried about how to survive. Bite! Abnormal convenience store system activation! Instant noodles that never run dry: priced at 1,000 taels! Endless energy after eating! Side effects: The hairstyle permanently becomes instant hair and cannot be straightened after washing! Invisible Coke: Priced at 3,000 taels! Drink it and you'll become invisible! Side effects: Randomly make a "burp" sound every five minutes, revealing whereabouts! Do you think no one knows where you are? Belch! In order to solve the crisis in the village, the Third Hokage purchased a "Ninjutsu Starter Set" and learned the art of shadow clones, but had a side effect: he couldn't help but do a square dance every time he formed a seal! In order to improve his strength, Itachi Uchiha purchased the "Kaleidoscope Upgrade Fluid" and his strength skyrocketed! But the side effect: the Sharingan comes with its own BGM, which plays "What are you doing~ouch~" as soon as you open the eye! From the verge of bankruptcy to the strongest in the ninja world! Mufan's convenience store has become the most mysterious and "deceptive" center in the ninja world! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.