In Ancient Times, I Made Sand Sculptures and Became so Angry That I Went Crazy Throughout the Civil and Military Dynasties.

Lin Fan, a modern good-for-nothing, accidentally dressed up as an ancient beggar and managed to get into the palace by telling cold jokes as a "laughter"? I wanted to just sit back and fish, but I was forced to open for business: I used takeout thinking to revitalize the palace canteen, used big data to uncover corrupt officials, and even shocked the emperor with the "urinal theory"! Accounting with Arabic numerals, self-defense with lime powder, and Didi-style investigation... His modern tricks made the ancients call them outrageous, but he always managed to get a miraculously promotion after dancing wildly in the court. But when he made a counterattack all the way from a joker to a prime minister's reserve, he discovered that the hornet's nest he poked could become a honeycomb: the cook wanted to poison him, the housekeeper wanted to trick him, the Taifu scolded him for deceiving the public with his evil words, and mysterious forces serially assassinated him... Lin Fan hugged the diaosi survival manual tightly and wailed: "I just want to deliver takeaways to live my life, why do I have to save the world?!" A hilarious counterattack from ancient times, a social animal's survival story turns into a Machiavellian drama! Watch how a diaosi who talks about modern jokes uses science, metaphysics and a shameless spirit to carve out a bloody path in the court! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.