Siheyuan: Marry Yu Li, Silly Zhu Is No Longer a Coward

When I woke up, I, He Yuzhu, became the useless 'silly pillar' in the courtyard. The biological father ran away with the widow, leaving a mess behind. The hypocrite, the vicious old pious woman Jia Zhang, all the beasts in the courtyard want to suck my blood and take over my room! My sister He Yuyu is even more of a white-eyed wolf who can't help me? Coward? Holy Mother? Fuck you! Fortunately, the god-level sign-in system is activated! I am no longer the fool who can be manipulated by others! White Lotus wants to suck blood? I'll let your whole family drink the northwest wind! Hypocrite wants to plot? I will ruin your reputation! Are the beasts in the courtyard trying to kidnap you morally? I'll slap each of you and teach you what the rules are! If you sign in, you will get god-level cooking skills, invincible martial arts, endless delicacies from mountains and seas, and wear expensive watches as you like! Sisters Yu Li and Haitang, who used to be indifferent to me, now look at me differently! In this age where beasts are rampant, I, He Yuzhu, will avenge me on the spot and take advantage of me on the spot. I just want to live a more prosperous life than anyone else! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.