Investiture of the Gods: Damn It! I'm Going to Be Made into a Meat Pie from the Start

Chen Fan woke to discover he had transmigrated into the Investiture of the Gods world as its greatest beauty, Bo Yikao, eldest son of the Marquis of the West.

He was handsome, all right, but his situation was dire!

At that very moment, he was bound hand and foot at Chaoge's Meridian Gate, about to be chopped into mincemeat and made into meat pies for his father, Ji Chang, to taste!

"This is a hellish start. Even the immortals can't save me!"

Ding! The Host's intense will to survive has been detected. The Primordial Reputation System is now active!

Earn reputation points to redeem anything under the heavens! Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, immortal arts, divine powers, Innate Spiritual Treasures: it has everything!

Beginner's gift pack delivered: god-tier musical talent and a Postnatal Spiritual Treasure, the Jiao Wei Qin!

As the executioner's blade was about to fall, Bo Yikao called out, "Your Majesty! Allow me to perform a piece for you. If it doesn't satisfy you, you can kill me afterward!"

As the song ended, auspicious signs filled the heavens, and Golden Lotuses Springing from the Earth appeared.

The nine-tailed fox Daji gazed at him, entranced. "Your Majesty, I... want this young lord to play the zither for me every night."

The Human Emperor, King Zhou, stared in shock. "This music belongs in heaven alone! Reward him! Give him a lavish reward!"

Bo Yikao held concerts in Chaoge City, with fans throughout the Three Realms.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.