I've Become an Immortal, but You Told Me There Was a Zombie Crisis

"What is cultivating an immortal? Cultivation of one's self, giving up desires, and seeking a little bit of ascension." "Yes, I understand the truth, but, Great Elder, can you not drool when you look at me?" As soon as the down-and-out monk entered the mountain gate, he encountered a great change in the world of immortality. "What do you mean, the great elder went crazy and was bitten to death by the leader? What do you mean, I have already ascended, and you told me that the zombie crisis is coming?!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.