One Piece: From the Start, I Talk About the Paramount War

I transmigrate into the world of One Piece with no System and no Devil Fruit, and from the start I nearly starve to death.

With no other choice, I take to the streets and become a storyteller.

On my first day, I start telling the tale of the Paramount War!

"Whitebeard died saving his son, and Akainu punched straight through Ace's chest!"

As soon as the words leave my mouth, Whitebeard, far away on the Grand Line, actually sends me a tip from across the sea, and a wisp of Conqueror's Haki descends from the heavens!

When I reveal Blackbeard's conspiracy, the whole world goes wild over me!

The Fleet Admiral orders a hunt for me, the Four Emperors put a price on my head, and the Revolutionary Army considers me its one and only "prophet"!

Sorry, want to hear what happens next? Pay up with a Devil Fruit and a famous sword!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.