Siheyuan: I'm Silly Zhu, and I'll Never Be a Saint

He transmigrates into the world of The Birds Are Full in the Courtyard and becomes He Yuzhu.

Thinking of the original story, where Silly Zhu is gradually turned into the world's biggest sucker by a setup, and ends up supporting every scoundrel in the entire courtyard, he can no longer suppress his fury.

That hypocritical old man wants to guilt-trip him? He'll make him embarrass himself in public and lose all his standing!

The vicious Jia family wants to bleed him dry? He'll pull the rug out from under them and send the whole family to prison!

The sweet-talking Qin Huairu wants to manipulate him? Get lost. My kindness isn't for feeding dogs!

With a golden finger in hand, he tramples every scoundrel in the courtyard.

He Yuzhu declares that nobody is going to push him around!

While everyone else is fretting over cornbread, he's using his master chef skills to give his younger sister a life everyone envies, and earning the favor of countless influential people.

In this life, he won't play the saint. He just wants to live freely and settle his scores.

Whoever dares to mess with me will learn what real life is like!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.