Hilarious Tang Dynasty

Dear readers, the hilarious Tang Dynasty book you are opening now is by no means a serious review of the New Tang Dynasty. I am your historical tour guide, Yizhicao, who is responsible for rewriting the chronicles, annals, lists, and biographies in the New Tang Dynasty into a collection of jokes, workplace strategies, and palace battle scripts. Don't worry, we are not going to play with that, we will only talk about Li Yuan's counterattack, Li Shimin's workplace PUA, and Wu Zetian's promotion and salary increase history. You may want to ask: Can this history be written like this? The answer is: Ouyang Xiu can edit the New Tang Book, why can't I write the New Tang Book Plus version? If you read in the book that Li Jiancheng started a live broadcast to cry out for injustice at Xuanwumen, An Lushan danced in the square in Fanyang, and Yang Guifei used Douyin to sell lychees, it was purely normal operation - after all, in history, she was a little girl who could be dressed up by others. I just gave her an ion perm and dyed it prairie green. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.