The Nation's Officially Certified SSS-Rank Couch Potato on a Variety Show

Bound to a useless lay-back-and-win System, Lin Feng has just one life motto: laze around!

On a livestreamed variety show, everyone else takes on extreme challenges while he sprawls on the couch picking his toes. "Defuse a missile? I'd rather order fried chicken." The comments flood in: "The most useless person in history! Get out of showbiz!"

The next second, a live-fire test goes wrong in the military-industrial zone next door, and a deadly missile hurtles straight toward the studio! Just as billions of viewers despair...

The useless guy reviled by the entire internet leaps to his feet and tears open the missile casing with his bare hands!

The livestream explodes: "Superman?! An alien?!" Before the shock can wear off, the screen suddenly turns blood-red! Against a backdrop of the Five-Star Red Flag, the Ministry of State Security's highest-level directive forcibly takes over the broadcast:

"Comrade Lin Feng, the missile you tore apart was a live-fire model! The Northwest Base is in critical danger. Report immediately!"

Only now does the whole internet understand: how could he be useless? He's actually... the country's strongest human weapon, hidden from the world! And all this because he just wanted to quietly... order some takeout?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.