Help! My God Is Actually a Cute Three-Year-Old Baby

Help! I was seriously injured and dying, but God threw me a candy? Wait... It's not sugar! It is a magical elixir that can repair all injuries and increase your cultivation level! I, Xiao Fan, was abandoned by my family and betrayed by my beloved, but in a desperate situation, I glimpsed the ultimate truth of the world—— Our entire continent is a giant toy sandbox. And our only "god" is a three-year-old girl who is in kindergarten, loves to play house, loves Ultraman, and screams when she sees a caterpillar! When the enemy hunts me, I place his model in front of me and cover it with mud. "Ah! Dirty!" The oracle said in a milky voice, and the downpour washed away his cave. When the genius of the sect provoked me, I placed my puppet next to his. "Bumper car, gogogo!" The hand of God came, and I knocked him away with an invincible attitude. By interpreting God's will and guiding God's punishment, I went from being a loser who everyone could bully, to becoming a son of unfathomable destiny in the eyes of the world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.