I Lie Flat and Cultivate, Becoming the Salted Immortal Patriarch

Spiritual qi revival swept across the cultivation world. Sects stood everywhere, and the strong ruled.

Chen Changle, however, was the lowest-ranking sweeper and odd-job worker in the Xuanxiao Sect.

He stumbled upon the elders' secret plot, was hunted down, and fell off a cliff.

At death's door, he unexpectedly obtained a golden finger.

He could grow stronger without cultivating, and level up just by lying down.

Sleep for eight hours and get a Foundation Establishment Pill. Fart once and unlock a divine ability.

While others endured arduous cultivation and meditation, he defied fate by slacking off.

The System came with a livestream, where powerful immortals showered him with spirit stones.

The entire cultivation world treated him like an unparalleled prodigy.

He could ride a sword, but chose a broom; when searching for treasure, he climbed into a box and fell asleep.

The final BOSS turned out to be the System's former Host.

Cultivation had become such a grind that even the Heavenly Dao was tired of it.

He lay flat and became an immortal, reshaping the laws of heaven and earth.

The true Dao is being a lazy fish that can't be ground down.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.