Heavenly Projections: The Dream of the Red Chamber Characters Are Going Off Script

Li Shubai is reborn as the son of a Jia family coachman. When he opens his eyes, he finds his phone connected to a projection system spanning the Myriad Worlds! When Ying Zheng sees a video of Madam Wang forcing Jinchuan to jump into a well, the First Emperor of Qin showers her with a hundred jars of poisoned wine: "Execute the wicked woman!";

A livestream of Daiyu burying flowers earns a tip from Li Bai: the Sword Art of the Poetry Immortal. "Take this, girl, and cut down every heartless man!"

He films Baoyu smashing his jade, and Li Shimin curses him out: "That coward belongs in the army!" He even throws in a Black Armored Army training manual;

He records Jia She forcibly taking an antique fan, and Zhu Yuanzhang instantly sends him a tutorial on flaying and stuffing a corpse;

When the imperial edict to confiscate the Jia family's estate arrives, emperors from every dynasty pool a million gold taels: "Don't die, keep streaming!"

Li Shubai grins: exposing people's true colors earns tips? Then I'm tearing this Red Chamber apart!

When the Twelve Beauties awaken as one...

Xue Baochai smashes her copy of the women's precepts: "I'm livestreaming Cold-Fragrance Pills! Big Brother Lü Bu, send those rockets!"

Wang Xifeng raises her ledger: "Folks, here's a three-part expose of corruption in the Ministry of Justice!"

Lin Daiyu levels a sword at the Grand View Garden: "Li Shubai! Which tyrant tipped with the Imperial Jade Seal?"

Li Shubai charges toward the Illusory Realm of Supreme Void, phone in hand: "Fairy Jinghuan, don't run! Emperor Qin Shi Huang wants to know if you'll go head-to-head selling products!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.