On my eighteenth birthday, I made a wish to be rich and surrounded by beautiful men, but I was turned into an ancient milk baby by lightning.
The system of Empress Gao Wu flashed golden light in mid-air: "The host binds me to help you reach the top and become a god!" I reached out excitedly, but was knocked away by another ball of light: "Ding! The system of eating melon to become a god is successfully bound!"
From then on, bizarre events took place every day in the General's Mansion: the tigress complained about the male tiger's smelly feet, and the emperor's parrot recited the secrets of the courtiers.
I held the milk bottle in my mouth and brushed the system tasks: "I laughed so hard, the general was punished by his wife to kneel on the washboard again!"
All civil and military officials appeared to be discussing matters seriously, but in fact they were all eavesdropping on my thoughts.
"Mrs. Hubu Shangshu was caught raising a noodle? So the dogs barking all over the city last night were being hunted?"
"The prince practices evil skills to shrink Yang? No wonder the imperial doctor always goes to the East Palace recently!"
The emperor suppressed his laughter and suffered internal injuries, and made me the first female official in the dynasty on the spot.
Until the Royal Garden Crane said: "You scolded the emperor for turning into a spirit through a QR code, and all the birds in the palace have spread the news!"
All the civil and military officials in the court were sweating profusely.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
