Villain: I Can Rewrite Any Movie or TV Plot, Leaving Everyone Fuming

Cheng Xiang, old and on the verge of death, unexpectedly binds himself to nine Systems.

Returning to the age of eighteen, Cheng Xiang has lived a miserable life and holds a deeply distorted view of human nature. He devotes himself to destroying anything beautiful.

Transmigrating into The Return of the Condor Heroes, he knocks Yin Zhiping unconscious and makes Xiaolongnü cry out in ecstasy!

When the one-armed Yang Guo discovers Xiaolongnü holding a baby, the entire internet loses it!

"How could Xiaolongnü have a baby?"

"I thought this was The Return of the Condor Heroes! So Yang Guo's raising another man's kid?!"

"Director! Director, get out here! What the hell did you film?"

Director and screenwriter: "W-we didn't film this, did we?!"

Transmigrating into Sword Snow Stride, Cheng Xiang holds Jiang Ni's hand as she kills Xu Fengnian, and the entire internet completely loses it.

Netizens: "Give us back our idol!"

Love Apartment, Ode to Joy, Joy of Life, Sword Snow Stride...

Cheng Xiang ruins one show after another...

When the entire internet turns against him, several actresses and streamers step forward.

Yang Mi: "Actually, we have a child together!"

Dilraba: "I'm announcing it: I'm pregnant with Cheng Xiang's child!"

Dilraba: "I just had a checkup. The doctor says I'm having twins!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.