Travel? I Just Want to Take Yae Miko Along and Slack Off

I, Shen Yu, transmigrated into a Liyue wanderer and activated the Slacker System: the more I lie flat, the more absurd the rewards. I simply whisked Yae Miko away and opened the "Yae Never Updates" teahouse at the entrance to the Grand Narukami Shrine. Every day, I slack off, tease the Raiden Shogun, and collect royalties from light novel manuscripts. Venti comes by for a drinking contest, Zhongli drops in to arrange a retirement package, and Tartaglia gets roped into waiting tables. While the Traveler roams across the seven nations looking for their sibling, I soak in the hot springs on Mt. Yougou with the sly fox, read novels, and casually turn the Abyss Order into a food delivery service. The main plot? Doesn't exist. Another day, another win for a professional slacker.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.