Siheyuan: I Overhear the Beasts' Thoughts, and Everyone Dies of Embarrassment

In a Beijing courtyard in 1965, Yan Jiecheng awakens the "Beastly Inner Thoughts Livestream System"! Qin Huairu plots against Silly Zhu, Yi Zhonghai embezzles donations, and the deaf old lady pretends to be deaf while stealing chickens... Every scheme is broadcast live to the entire courtyard! Emotion points let him upgrade, foresee plots, and alter people's inner thoughts, making the beasts turn on each other! Bang Geng steals a chicken, only to be publicly humiliated on the livestream. Jia Zhangshi and her daughter-in-law tear into each other, becoming a laughingstock across the nation, while Yi Zhonghai's moral facade crumbles to dust! His ultimate skill sparks infighting on the black market, and the deaf old lady's identity as an enemy agent is exposed, earning her an immediate firing-squad execution! The protagonist lounges around collecting emotion points, then redeems them for a 2025-style self-heating hot pot feast to entertain the leaders, while the beasts can only gnaw on steamed corn buns and glare in envy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.