The Blue Porcelain Phoenix Presses Against the Jade Dragon's Waist

Top-tier traditional Chinese medicine doctor Shen Qingci transmigrates into the body of a chivalrous heroine. From the start, she's struck by a powerful aphrodisiac, and at death's door, she grabs a handsome man from a hot spring and forces him to be her "antidote."

Afterward, she discovers in shock: Tsk, those eight-pack abs are hiding a pair of kidneys made of tofu dregs?! His kidney meridians are as withered as rotten fluff! All looks and no substance, a silver-plated spearhead! One star!

She immediately sticks a silver needle into his kidney and warns him, "Keep your waist still! If the needle slips, you'll be a eunuch for life!" Then she makes a quick getaway.

As it turns out, the aphrodisiac comes with a buy-one-get-one-free side effect: she's pregnant! And the father is none other than the emperor!

As if things weren't bad enough, the baby in her belly turns out to be an SSS-tier cheat! The baby's movements warn her of danger like golden threads? Japanese pirates hiding somewhere? Political conspiracies at court? Her pregnancy pulse tells her everything!

With silver needles in her left hand to deal with scumbag men, and her pregnancy pulse in her right, she sweeps through the world of political intrigue.

Zhu Houzhao clutches his needle-punctured kidney and grits his teeth: "Woman! You ran off pregnant and slandered me by saying I was impotent. If I don't avenge this, I'm no man!"

Shen Qingci flicks a golden needle back at him: "The consultation fee is ten times higher! Even kicking you in the chest with my pregnant belly wouldn't cover the interest!"

Watch as this fierce imperial physician uses her pregnancy pulse to see through everything, kicks the scumbag to the curb, and carves out a kingdom of her own!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.