Are You Mocking Me, the Daoist Patriarch? Give It to You by Rubbing It with Your Hands

Jian Chen traveled through the fantasy world and accidentally activated a god-level unique system, but who knew that this system was a bit underworld. "Ding! Won the first place in poetry writing and obtained the Ancient Holy Body." "Ding! Put on Liu Ruyan's black shirt, and the ancient holy body will advance to the second stage." "Ding! Win the competition and get the JK miniskirt." "Ding! Put on the JK miniskirt for junior sister and get the sword intention of the river!" "Ding! Confess your love to senior sister and get leather pants." .... Jian Chen was also puzzled. If he wanted to become an immortal and find his way home, who knew there would be peach blossoms everywhere... Originally I just wanted to go down the mountain for a tour, but who would have thought that this time... Seeing Princess Anlan's longing expression, Jian Chen said: Princess, please pay attention to your moral integrity, I have someone I like! Looking at the one lying still, Xueye Sword Immortal: I, this Sword Immortal, must be on top! Dragon Girl: If you don't tell me, how can anyone know? Facing more and more beauties, Jian Chen woke up one day and found that he was tied to the bed by his senior sister, who... ... "Are you here to break off the engagement? Then let me blast the stars with one blow!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.