Siheyuan: Kidnapping the Courtyard Beasts and Living Free in the Mountains

After transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard, Wang Qiang discovers that there is no love in the whole compound, only beasts. Not only do the beasts steal his fiancee, they also frame him for theft, landing him in jail. Luckily, the System arrives just in time to get him out of trouble. Then he begins his revenge. Using the System's inventory space, he kidnaps Qin Huairu, Jia Dongxu, Yi Zhonghai, Jia Zhangshi, Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, and the rest of the beasts in the compound, taking them all to a remote mountain forest. There, he builds a secluded paradise and lives a carefree life with the beasts as his slaves...

Qin Huairu is in charge of making the bed and tucking him in, and must also bear Wang Qiang's children. Cooking is naturally left to Silly Zhu, since he is the chef and knows how to make a tasty meal. When Wang Qiang gets bored, he has projectionist Xu Damao put on a movie, or makes Jia Zhangshi and the old deaf lady argue for fun, or orders Yi Zhonghai, Yan Bugui, and Liu Haizhong to bark like dogs. Those who do a good job get a meaty bone as a reward. Those who don't sound convincing get the little whip, dipped in iodine, for a beating and disinfection at the same time...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.