Ranking Childhood Comedy's Conceptual Gods: God Tom from the Start

A mysterious sky screen descends, listing the childhood concept gods from the start.

The Desolate Heavenly Emperor: "Concept gods? I stand alone across the ages and suppress all enemies. Who dares call themselves a god?"

The sky screen lights up: TOP 1: Tom Cat, God of Immortality

On screen, a blue cat is flattened into a sheet of paper, then instantly returns to normal.

The Desolate Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "Our Chan Sect governs the Heavenly Dao. Beneath cause and effect, all are mere ants."

The sky screen lights up again: TOP 2: Doraemon, God of Cause and Effect

On screen, a chubby blue fellow pulls a time machine from his pocket and casually changes the past.

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

Tongtian Jiaozhu: "Our Jie Sect's sword formations are unrivaled. We slay immortals and gods!"

The sky screen lights up once more: TOP 3: Popeye, God of Strength

On screen, a sailor eats a can of spinach and punches a planet to pieces.

Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..."

As one concept god after another appears, the Myriad Worlds are left utterly stunned: What have we been working so hard to cultivate for?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.