About the Fact That I Picked up the Xiuxian Plug-In in the Chicken Coop

Lin Manman, a famous salted fish in the Xuanling Sect, worked as a handyman for three years, has zero spiritual power, and lives with chicken feces every day. The pinnacle of his life began when he took out a blue dome from a chicken coop? What hatched from the egg was not a dragon or a phoenix, but a blue-haired kangaroo wearing a red bellyband and crooked sunglasses and calling himself "Dora B-Bag"! It patted its chest and belly and announced: "From today on, you have to lie down! I will cover you!" As a result, Lin slowly "lay down and win" and his path to cultivating immortality completely went astray: *Want to keep a low profile? The kangaroo took out the snail noodles with his backhand, and the smell turned over the chicken coop, attracting the attention of the law enforcement agency! *Want to practice? The kangaroo secretly stuffed the "spiritual energy compression pack", and the Dantian was warmed up, and the trouble was solved! *Encounter a strong enemy? Kangaroo: "Don't panic! Let me take out a..." Colorful plastic horn? Rectal thermometer? Or... A pesticide that can even destroy the land? ! The infinite pocket is as deep as the sea, and the blind box you take out will always jump between the "life-saving artifact" and the "social-death bomb"! Lin Manman only wanted to eat and die in the world of immortality, but his "pendant" was too good at keeping him alive. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.