Everyone Grinds Monsters: I Snatch Up a Goddess from the Start and Win by Doing Nothing!

Dungeons have descended, and everyone is frantically grinding levels?

Lu Yu binds the one-of-a-kind God-Tier Romance System!

While everyone else fights to the death over bosses, he just picks up

Tifa's hair tie, Jaina's grass, Ciri's trail of escape...

Return an item, and a link is formed!

Evasion mastery, Frost Shield, spatial awareness... The goddesses keep showering him with gifts!

While everyone else is miserably grinding monsters to level up, Lu Yu lounges around as his stats skyrocket!

Combat power? He's already ten levels ahead!

Trying to steal his loot? The goddesses' aftershocks send you flying! Investigating him? His lazy-fish act throws you off! A mobile castle parks downtown, and he mediates the Valkyrie's wrath? The title of King of Easy Wins rings across the globe!

A crisis where dungeons merge? A mastermind bent on destroying the world?

Lu Yu is forced into action: "Ladies, go!"

In an instant, Tifa's fists rule the eight corners of the world, Jaina freezes a thousand miles, Bayonetta stops time, and Queen Ciri rains down the dead... The goddess army from countless worlds assembles to protect the lazy guy in the middle who's shouting encouragement!

Is level the true measure of power?

Living off the goddesses while still calling the shots is the real invincibility!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.