After My Summoning Failed, I Beat the King of Heroes with a Scallion

I transmigrated into the Fate universe as its most useless apprentice mage, whose summoning abilities were worse than industrial scrap?

The Holy Grail War was underway from the start. Everyone else summoned King Arthur or the Heroic King, while I couldn't summon even a single grunt!

Just as Cu Chulainn was about to send me to the next life with a spear, my Bizarre Summoning System finally came online...

Using a single scallion, I summoned Hatsune Miku on a motorcycle?!

Her Noble Phantasm was the Leek Dance, which could make legendary heroes dance in embarrassment on the spot?!

“You mortals have no idea what the art of the bizarre really is!”

From then on, the serious Holy Grail War became one giant comedy show.

I used instant noodles to summon Naruto the Ramen Hero, a membership card to summon Gilgamesh the barber, and a diary to summon Avenger Luffy...

Traditional magecraft, noble bloodlines... none of it could hold a candle to the absolute power of the bizarre!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.