I'm This Much of a Jerk. You Don't Want to Hit Me, Do You?

Hilarious + socially fearless + shameless + reckless + System + invincible

Ghost at the restaurant: On his first night, he said, "If it's too hard to deal with, then don't deal with it," and flipped the entire dinner table!

Ghost shopkeeper: The first time he came, he shopped like a normal customer. The second time, he said he was looking for a job, and I ended up being forced to pay protection money!

Ghost neighbor: I just said hello to him, and he threw me off the balcony!

Ghost principal: I came to inspect his class, but he said I was disrupting his lesson and smacked me in the face with a brick!

Ghost student: I once saw him playing basketball with our PE teacher... I was the ball, sob sob sob!

Ghost gang boss: He said he'd show me a magic trick, then I watched him kill three of my underlings with a pencil! It was just a single pencil...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.