Awakening the Gu Book: Why Are the Tops of Your Heads Pointy?

As everyone knows, every medicine has some poison in it.

Take the wrong one, and you might end up with a pointy lump on your head.

But how awesome would it be if you could become immune to toxins, or even turn their toxicity to your advantage?

Hu Fangyuan, who transmigrated here, can tell you: it's awesome beyond words.

Whatever the most evil, vicious, and outrageous medicine is, there's only one thing to do!

Take it!

This medicine gives you late-stage hemorrhoids?

Take it!

This medicine makes your left and right brains fight each other?

Take it!

This medicine...

Take it!

Take it!

Take it!

Years later, during the biggest interview livestream, Hu Fangyuan says:

"I'm not telling you not to take the latest experimental drugs. I'm saying you should take them gradually, slowly, and wisely."

Host: "Mr. Hu, your resistance to medicine is so incredibly high. How often do you take the strongest muscle-building and bone-strengthening supplement on the market?"

Hu Fangyuan holds up three fingers.

"Three days?"

Hu Fangyuan shakes his head, then makes a V sign.

"Did I get it right?"

Hu Fangyuan shakes his head again and folds down his middle finger, leaving only his index finger raised.

"?!"

Hu Fangyuan roars, "Bring me the medicine!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.