American Comics: Captain America Has No Manners and a Silver Tongue

He transmigrates to the Marvel Universe, becoming Steve Rogers, Captain America, freshly thawed and revived, and gains an Emotion System.

As long as he makes characters in the story lose their cool and stirs up all kinds of emotions, he can earn Emotion Points.

Well, that's easy enough! From now on, call me the Zuan Captain America, Captain Sweet-Talk!

Steve: Hey, ghost, don't you cry. The plantation owner is waiting for you in the cotton fields with a whip...

Nick Fury: Motherfucker? Damn it, what the fuck are you singing?

Steve: Tony, my dear nephew, Uncle Steve is here. Want me to hold you while you pee? Are you a sissy?

Tony: FUXX, is this damn guy really Captain America?

Thor: I am Odin's son, lord of the Nine Realms... What the hell, don't call me Fatty! Give me back my hammer!

Hulk: Hulk not Green Fatty!

Years later, when the Purple Potato arrives, and the First Firmament, one of the Five Gods, prepares to destroy the world,

they look at Steve Rogers, who has long since become all-knowing, all-powerful, and invincible across the multiverse, and fall into deep thought.

Is this really fucking Captain America?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.