Actor: Big Pig's Feet! There's No Chance for You

Lin Xiaolang, the rotten king of the earth, traveled to the world of immortality and was still plagued by bad luck. His "talent"? Nose bleeds when you see a beautiful woman, and you are protected by "gold fingers" from all kinds of beauties with knives? The "trick-or-treat rune" was designed to trick him - he stole the clothes of the seniors and junior sisters and stuffed them into his hands, triggering a marathon of pursuit by the whole sect. The free "physical tempering" resulted in a successful breakthrough/layer of skin! What's even more deceptive is the "Heaven's Secret Technique": he has been deceived nine times out of ten times, but the only one that works is that he predicts his own life and death crisis! The real protagonist Li Kuang has prepared a lunch box, the success rate is 99.999%! World Spirit Broadcast: "Subject No. 6, The marriage proposal landing was successful! Full marks for the butt, zero points for the face!" Social death at the beginning! What's even worse is that the battle for the protagonist begins, and the odds are 10086 to 1 to bet that he will lose his soul in 19 minutes! Desperate situation? No, it's a counterattack against society and death! Li Kuang Jin Danwei was crushing him, Lin Xiaolang used his eight-year-old naughty runes, and used all the trump cards given to him by his ancestor to counterattack the void shuttle! The protagonist, Li Kuang, dies! Actor 006, changing fate against the will of heaven? But this is just the beginning. The future mother-in-law's "crotch-covering oath pill" helped Lin Xiaolang successfully obtain the title: Crotch-covering Heavenly Lord This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.