American Comics: I Lie Flat Every Day While Women Vie to Cuddle Up to Me

After transmigrating into Marvel, Huo De awakens the "Lie Flat System"!

Others risk their lives to cultivate? I can get stronger just by enjoying life!

From the start, I take in a drunk Polaris, Lorna, and the System rewards me with biological electricity compatibility.

From then on, my life is all about lying flat: drinking coffee makes Lorna's magnetic powers surge; a walk in the park cures the Speedster; and a casual bit of advice to Doctor Strange makes him think I've seen through the laws of energy.

Thanos arrives and Earth is in danger? I lazily step in and dismantle the Infinity Stones, making sure his plan fails.

Odin comes looking for trouble? I lie flat and suppress his divine power, letting him feel the might of the unseen!

The Cosmic Energy Oversight Bureau comes to arrest me? I turn around and dismantle its energy, facing the Cosmic Preserver and stunning the multiverse!

Beautiful superpowered women and cosmic powerhouses flock to me, all hoping to hear a single "Lie Flat Mantra"!

Huo De says: What do you mean, saving the universe? I just want to lie flat and enjoy life! A real man lies flat and gets it all!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.